Big E - Happy New Year

Description

Alright well...Grant and I got bored before leaving so we filmed this. Grant is bitter. Terribly terribly bitter. Probably not the usual type of thing you guys expect me to upload but...yeah. Little disclaimer: We suck at singing, I suck at guitar, but it's still beautiful...not to mention fairly hilarious. For those of you wondering, here are the lyrics. Ignore all spelling mistakes and whatnot" Just sitting here drinking amaretto thinking about what couldve been that day at the barber shop Cause Big E walked In And said those five little words that Made my heart stop! She said I need my back shaved I need it done right now. The barber replied Ill squeeze you right in next to JM and that bitch who doesnt stop talking because she wears that Jewish hat and goes to Dawson and sings Britney Spears cause shes fucking annoying Then Big E said Ill be there at 3:26 because Thats when Im done breaking boys hearts at the bowling because I am a stupid slut and I also listen to Britney Spears and yell the words even if I dont really know them. That young boy at bowling alley Well that was me And she crushed me so hard I felt like a tiny little centipede. Her excuse was that Youre to young for me You dont even were to Put you penis And I said you sass me one more time and bitch Ill kill you and your little brothers I didnt really say that I wish I would have But I settled for alright. Probably not the best thing I could say But as you could tell it Really wasnt my day. (chorus) Cause <b>...</b>

Keywords

lucas, connery, grigg, grant, allison, song, new, years, funny, music, acoustic, bored

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