Come to Slough

Description

Come to Slough If you want to be featured in Road Wars, Traffic Cops or the next ambulance chasing rubber-neck-fest TV show, why not move to Slough, steal a knackered Astra and become a local celebrity! Perhaps you're a smack-head, or an opportunist that deals in class-a candy and disco biscuits to hookers and kiddies, come to Slough and make a fortune or overdose your miserable life away. Learning self-defence -- you'll get plenty of practice in Slough, your diligence of attendance to weekday Judo, Karate or flick-knife classes will pay off every weekend. What if you are a vulnerable woman, well, you'll get so much value for money from your rape alarm that you'd be an idiot not to move to Slough. Do you like to see a police presence, well come to Slough, where the local bobby has traded in his moustache for a riot van, and the friendly image for that of a dystopian utility-belt clad job's-worth robot. Slough has the highest percentage of post traumatic squaddies, and you'd be full of trauma too, if you'd had to exchange the relative peace and quite of Afghanistan for the violent soul-sapping despair of Slough. Slough; if only Sir John Betjeman had his way... These videos are of the property of the gardenspoon and PaintYouTownSHIT YouTube channels. Music created by us. :) Filmed in Slough on the 20th October 2010

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crap, towns, UK, Slough, Berkshire, England, gardenspoon, comedy, funny, spoof, tourist, information, shit, hole

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